zombies
Zombies are one of the most common types on monsters in media. Zombies are objectified in many different way. Zombies are move anywhere from a slow crawl to a full blown sprint. This type of monster, is not very well defined because there are so many different types of people that because these zombies. Very zombie is different and whether or not they can function as well as they did when they were human is a big unknown.
Rules of zombie apocalypse
Rule number 1: Don't get bitten.
Rule number 2: Don't exchange fluids with the infected.
Rule number 3: Say something if you get bitten.
Rule number 4: Don't do anything dumb. This includes trying to be a hero.
Rule number 5: Don't feed them. They are not birds and will instead eat you.
Rule number 6: Avoid any unnecessary contact with them.
Rule number 7: Never under any circumstances call them Zombies.
Rule number 2: Don't exchange fluids with the infected.
Rule number 3: Say something if you get bitten.
Rule number 4: Don't do anything dumb. This includes trying to be a hero.
Rule number 5: Don't feed them. They are not birds and will instead eat you.
Rule number 6: Avoid any unnecessary contact with them.
Rule number 7: Never under any circumstances call them Zombies.
game plan to liVe
When zombies are among the Earth the best thing to do, is to leave it. They will be unable to reach you if you are on a different planet. However, this might be slightly difficult depending on the year and how many people are left to help you start a new life on Mars. In the case you can not leave Earth, the next best thing to do is find a fortress, and keep moving. When the undead come a knocking, don't let them in. The goal is to build up the biggest stock of supplies possibly and live through the period where every last zombie will rot and decay until the brain is no longer usable.
so, you think you friend is a zombie?
Here are some sure fire ways to tell if your friend is a zombie. Firstly, have they died recently, or been bitten? Do they seem to walk mindlessly around? Do they smell of rotten flesh? Are there eyes glazed over? Is the color drained out of their skin and some how reappeared around their mouth? Are they muting the word brains and chasing after you? If you answered to one or more of these questions, you know have a zombie friend. I do not recommend hugging them even if you think it will bring a smile to their undead face.
now what do i do do with my zombie friEnd?
This part may be hard to hear. If it is truly your friend, you must do what's best for both of you. No I'm not talking about dinner and movie to break the news. If one were to try that, they would quickly become the next snack for the zombie. Welcome to the real world, here comes the tough choice, how to destroy the brain. My number one choice is fire. Nothing warms the heart of the undead better than the flames of their own flesh undergoing combustion. The choices are basically simple, the quieter the better.